hiking foot

Hiking is a side effect of vigorous hiking, where the tops of your feet ache.

See Ashley, I told you hiking foot was a real thing!

by Super Mr. Manners June 8, 2019

Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.

Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019

switch-foot

when you walk up to someone and they go one way and you go the same and its hard to pass them.

"yo i just had mad switch-foot with that kid we went back and forth for the ill second"

by C-fitzizzle May 10, 2008

pupple footing

Walking a snuggle footed fur friend to make poopies or just straight up pupple footing

The ninja be pupple footing right there like it’s not even a thing

by Pupple November 23, 2019

Diaper foot

When pulling off a poopy diaper and the baby sticks his or her foot in it.

That looks like a bad case of diaper foot.

by Oug777 December 24, 2018

Turtles Foot

A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.

yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.

the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!

by ninjakaiman August 9, 2010

Foot Fungi

Rabid fans of right-wing creators Ethan & Hila Klein. Calling themselves "foot soldiers", these fans engage in campaigns of harassment, bullying, brigading & doxxing of anyone who criticizes the once popular Ethan Klein. Reminiscent of cults such as Charles Manson's, they are impervious to reason, logic and truth - whatever their leader tells tells them becomes gospel and they will quickly expel other members who begin to question the behaviour and actions of Ethan.

The foot fungi have posted revenge porn on their subreddit again

by Ethan DeKlein July 4, 2025