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Foot Fungi

Rabid fans of right-wing creators Ethan & Hila Klein. Calling themselves "foot soldiers", these fans engage in campaigns of harassment, bullying, brigading & doxxing of anyone who criticizes the once popular Ethan Klein. Reminiscent of cults such as Charles Manson's, they are impervious to reason, logic and truth - whatever their leader tells tells them becomes gospel and they will quickly expel other members who begin to question the behaviour and actions of Ethan.
The foot fungi have posted revenge porn on their subreddit again
by Ethan DeKlein July 4, 2025
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42nd Regiment Of Foot

The 42nd regiment is a scottish regiment, back in the napoleonic wars,
42nd Regiment Of Foot guy: we neeh a bear ih cae
British man: YOUR BLOODY CAPSTAINS ARE STOLEN FROM OUR SHIPS!!
by Tedstr July 11, 2025
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Four Foot Thirty

Another way of saying someone is 6 ft 6.

A tall person with rizz you can look up to.
That guy is so fuckin' tall!
Word, I'm pretty sure he's four foot thirty!

"Mike, how tall are you?"
"I'm four foot thirty!"
by Mvandy22 July 14, 2025
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Dirty Foot Jerk

When you got either a clean or dirty foot and feeling kinda frisky so you jerk a cock ... And he LOVES IT!!!
My boyfriend fell asleep in the chair and I stuck my foot up his basketball shorts and dirty foot jerked him off
by anonymous July 28, 2025
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step foot on heaven

A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
by OfficialWatchOS7 July 31, 2025
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shit foot

When someone has "stepped in it" and instead of cleaning up their mess, they double down - leaving themself a shit foot
I called him out on the lie and he just wouldn't admit it so now he's a shit foot.
by daringrod August 1, 2025
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My dad’s foot

Do you want to see my dad’s foot?” as you whip out your Johnson.
by Todisa August 11, 2025
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