by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Much like a drunk dial, Drunk Dooring is the act of getting intoxicated, then coming back to your dorm or apartment and writing random things on other peoples door white board. Most commonly used to hit on and or give out your phone number to you" hot" neighbors.
Girl one: " Those guys down the hall are being loud again they must be drunk"
Girl two: "I hope they don't come drunk door us again"
Girl two: "I hope they don't come drunk door us again"
by Girlsof225 September 26, 2011
The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019
by MissAmerika521 January 25, 2024
If you call your friend a door bell, most likely, she is short and doesn't know what "paying back" means
by Idkehjfksjwnjr February 12, 2021
A law dat prevents someone from hollering about a gate's being left unsecured if said closable barrier has been in said undone state for a long period of time.
As often as James Herriot had vehemently reminded Farmer Ripley about the broken gate that kept causing him injurious grief every time he had to open or shut it, there is little chance that said lazy farmer could bring a door-laches claim against said hapless country-vet for his indignant and aggravated protests regarding said deteriorated barrier.
by QuacksO December 04, 2020
When an inexperienced firefighter has to open every compartment door on a firetruck to locate a specific tool.
by Fire Marshal Billy March 18, 2020