Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Kinda like a pancake

I heard from Chelsea that John has a Chode!!!

by Lil Zee 240 March 23, 2022

Chode

Someone who, being endowed with an unusually small penis, behaves in a boisterous or inflammatory nature so as to suggest they likely have a fragile ego and an unsatisfactory love life.

Russian President Vladimir Putin is such a chode.

by Draufgaenger April 22, 2022

Chode

It means happy

I just aced my math test, I’m a Chode

by Powderface123 April 23, 2022

chode

chode is a slur for boys with willys thicker than it’s length. For example a kieron willy.

Gabi: You have a kieron willy!!
Ava: I DO NOT HAVE A CHODE

by ihatechodes May 12, 2022

chode

a long thick penis

My boyfriend has a chode.

by IronMan192 May 13, 2022

Coke Chode

When you’ve done so much coke that your dick can only muster up enough strength for the girth but not the lengths

I was doing a buncha blow earlier with my friends, but I’m super horny now so put that coke chode in your face pussy.

by Facesittingmommy May 15, 2022

Chode charity

When manipulative men are victimising themselves for pity. Feeling sorry for themselves.

Giving small dick energy.

Also could be a real chode charity, donate now. 🤷 ♂️

“I don’t want to donate to your chode charity.”

“Brad’s got his chode charity goin’ on, leave him alone.”

by pubedealer May 17, 2022