by TyrannicalPenguin November 30, 2018
Guy 1: "Yo Eric just did Canadian Masturbation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, right?"
Guy 3: "That's why its Canadian masturbation and not normal masturbation!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, right?"
Guy 3: "That's why its Canadian masturbation and not normal masturbation!"
by Jonathan Werd December 24, 2024
Justin True... Treau? Treu? Troo-doe (there it is) just passed a law stating that calls for genocide are punishable by life in prison. You know what that means.
Hym "For too long has the northern terror tainted our world with their mooses... Meese? Meese... *Ahem* Tainted our world with their meese and their ice sports! Time is nigh! I will not rest... I will not nap... I won't even snooze until the frozen wasteland of America's hat has been painted red with the blood of the infidels! Let the Canadian genocide begin!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
An aggressively sexual man/woman who enjoys sucking on toes and fingers. Usually identifies as a bisexual.
by DustanStrokez420 August 31, 2022
A male grooming style consisting of a mullet and a moustache, found most commonly in rural North America.
by idrawgood July 02, 2018
Situation where someone exposes themselves into being vulnerable to verbal abuse mutiple times over and over on one specific topic with more cursing then nessicary mainly 'fuck' by an angry canadian
"Ohh its about to be a canadian bbq for you, and we aint having beer or cooking steaks bud roasts only lets go, your driving is so bad, a fucking deer antler can stay straighter than you, when they say check your goddamn blind spots you close your fuckin eyes, when you park you pull in like fuckin lahey flabbergasted to absolute shit hitting two signs and a fuckin leprechaun, their so small you know how fuckin hard that is?"
by LilDank June 25, 2024
Canadian boyfriend: Is a male friend who does all the things/duties that are generally required of your typical boyfriend. Things like going to arts & crafts fairs, out for brunch with her and her girlfriends or out to a romantic comedy at the theatre. Only for her to have you drop her off at the guy’s place, that gets the reward(spend the night) for all the Canadian boyfriend time you just put in.
Amanda: Did I just see Sarah get dropped off at Shawn’s place by Mike, after her and Mike spent all day together?
Amanda: I’m so confused.
Lindsay: Sarah usually spends the night at Shawn’s. Mike’s just her Canadian boyfriend.
Amanda: I’m so confused.
Lindsay: Sarah usually spends the night at Shawn’s. Mike’s just her Canadian boyfriend.
by Primetime978 July 18, 2024