Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.

Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.

by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023

Canadian special

When one covers another person's dick in syrup and proceeds to then suck it off

Girl 1: that boy over there is cute eh

Girl 2: yea I'm planning on giving him a Canadian special tonight

by Silvershadow343 May 4, 2022

Canadian Snowball

Cutting of your friend’s ballsack and freezing them in a freezer, then throwing it at a random civilian or police officer

I’m gonna throw a Canadian Snowball at you

by Rensiballsack July 2, 2025

Canadian native

A group of fake natives who claim to be real. But only know how to eat maple syrup and snow cones

Canadian natives shouldn't be allowed in native american facebook groups.

by Lulzkr3w July 1, 2018

canadian motorcycle

Another name for a snowmobile

Jacob drove his canadian motorcycle to work today

by Jacob Rossing January 6, 2017

canadian budgie

Canadian budgie, aka the chickadee, is a small, hardy, fast-flying mostly seed-eating bird native to North America that is very tame around people and will readily take seeds from an open hand. They are as common and annoying as budgies are (in their homeland of Australia) hence the nickname, Canadian budgie.

'Damn Canadian budgies were hazing me and my camera when I was trying to get shots of them at the feeder!'

by snaffles January 2, 2017

Canadian Pancake

Two partners strip completely naked. The person who is receiving is covered in melted butter then intercourse begins. At the moment of climax, the person who is giving pulls out and while climaxing over the reciever, pours real Canadian maple syrup on the climax area so the ejaculate and syrup mix together with the butter, thus making the reciever a Canadian pancake.

After Dan made marry a Canadian pancake, she was sticky, buttery and so happy the could enjoy this intimate act.

by Canuckledraggingcandian May 20, 2021