Christianity

A religion that every single fricking person on the internet craps on for no reason due to misconseptions and lies. SO WHAT IF I BELEIVE IN A LOVING SKY DADDY WHO SENT HIS SON TO GET CRUCIFIED FOR US? WHY CAN'T YOU GOOFY AHH ATHEISTS MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS FOR ONCE?

Normal christian: "Yo, whats your opinion on Christianity?"
Teenage with unsupervised internet access: "THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF"

by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025

Christian

Christian is a person who is short and is with a girl named onella who never answers her cousin anymore and calls her a witch

Onella didn’t answer me because she was on call with Christian

by Dibbia November 22, 2021

America Is A Christian Country

Ok. Somebody taught them determinism and now they're trying to use it to distort reality. DETERMINISM ISN'T REAL CHRISTIANS! IT'S NOT A REAL THING! YOU CAN'T DEMONSTRATE THAT PEOPLE AREN'T CONTRADICTING WHAT OUGHT TO HAPPEN IN RESPONSE TO A GIVEN ANTECEDENT CHAIN OF EVENTS, DELIBERATELY.

Hym "They just keep repeating this shit on a loop. 'America is a Christian country.' Yeah, no, not really. And they've coupled it with a little 'Well, you know, ACTUALLY the separation of church and state? It isn't real. That isn't a real thing. What they REALLY MEANT... Was that the church should NEVER be separate from the state and that the Christians should have the power forever and they get to make you do the incest cult... Yeah... There can't even BE a separation of church and state because Muh moral monopoly... Right?'

So, these idiots are just oscillating between these two talking points to try and make it reality. I mean... No. It isn't a Christian country- Wait! No! If anyone is King of America, it's alright? None of that Catholic Molester-King shit! Get that shit right the fuck out of here! Ok... So the pilgrims rejected the church of England and catholicism. So, even there, you have Michael Knowles just blatantly making shit up in saying that 'his lineage can be traced to the Catholic pilgrims.' Not a real thing. Even if it WAS initially Christian, THERE WERE ALREADY PEOPLE HERE! So it WASN'T that... Like... At all! They're doing the same thing they are doing to ME and the Palestinians! We'll call it 'History starts on Oct 8th fallacy.' They pick a FALSE starting point... And then they argue FROM THAT FALSE STARTING POINT... Foward in time. Ok and this is a 2 parter so just, you know, read the next on 'America is a Christian country'is the first part..."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

political christian

A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"

" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."

by Uffish Tea November 6, 2018

Christian

He looks like a god! All girls fall in love with him! But he is a really lovely person. His family and his friends have the first place in his life.

Girls: "Oh my god it's Christian! He is so sexy! I want to be his girl!"

by lisi020501 January 4, 2017

Christian dickpic

Demanding that a top is actually a bottom and trying to force them to be a bottom

Dude I got with this girl and she tried to pull a Christian dickpic on me

by Bussieblasta December 5, 2021

christian

Christian; a person feels they are chosen.

Katie: I am a christian conservative
Abdul: but you cheated on your husband in a field

by Criterion 0485 May 16, 2018