ryan sucks

Because he takes black semen in the pooper hole

ryan sucks cos

by honneamise January 16, 2018

Ryan Times

A student who is addicted to gaming, sex and fucking orgasm. He likes Dick not pussy

Oh, there's Ryan Times again...

by Rayn Tmes October 24, 2019

Ryan Howard

King Kong with a bigger nose and who plays first base for the Philadelphia Pussies. He hits a ton of home runs but strikes out a lot because a gorilla don't know how to play ball. He is married to Jimmy Rollins and his mistress is Cole Hamels and his daddy is Jamie (transvestite) Moyer.

Newsflash... Philadelphia first baseman, Ryan Howard, is climbing up the Empire state building.

by Cole Hamels March 19, 2009

Ryan Morris

he likes touching kids

Ryan is man with rape for kid 4 and under

Random Man: Hey hows it going
Ryan Morris: Hey can I sex your kid?
Random Man: Wtf dude no shes 4
Ryan Morris: Oh well guess im just gonna have to rape them

by Skimpdingle May 02, 2019

Wrinkler Ryan

a small, wrinkled ending of a certain boy's vital apendage which has a tendancy to 'wink' at other boys.

Ben: "Aaaargh! Ryan, buy some bigger shorts man!"
Ryan-noticing his wrinkler advancing towards Ben exclaims "No! Down junior, we dont like boys now do we!...do we?"

by Adam Watts (a.s,s.e,t.l) June 26, 2004

Ryan Murray

AKA Radek Markov. A Russian hockey player who some times disguises himself as a Canadian hockey player.

Ryan Murray plays for the Russian world junior team but wears a canadian jersey.

by packman33 January 04, 2012

Ryan-Senpai

Everyone's true Senpai. The objective of all of our lives is to attract his attention. He also gets more pussy than you could possibly imagine. If only I could be like him...

"Notice me Ryan-Senpai!"

by somerandomasiankid March 14, 2016