Blood Pickle

When a woman hovers over a sleeping person with their mouth open and slides a bloody tampon out of their vagina into the sleeping person's open mouth, giving you their "Blood Pickle".

"My wife was pissed at me when we went to bed last night. I was awakened by a fresh Blood Pickle in my mouth."

by Darth Zilla the Bob August 05, 2024

Blood bench

When a girl gets her period she is not allowed to go into the swimming pool. She still has to suit up but has to sit on the bench. Everyone knows she has her period.

Hey there's Debbie on blood bench...lol...looks like she is on the rag today.

by quartermoa August 18, 2016

Blood Crusties

The dried blood on your nose when you wake up and find you had a nosebleed in your sleep. Used as a expletive.

Oh, blood crusties, I forgot to do my homework.

Oh, blood crusties, we are having meatloaf.

by formerHSmomofthree March 29, 2016

blood geyser

The act of a woman squriting during sex while on their period.

My girl discovered she's a squirter when she hit me with a blood geyser last night

by Poetiq January 04, 2017

Busting a blood

When you are masturbating and you have a bloody nose

Teacher:why were you in the bathroom so long?

Me: sorry I was busting a blood

by Aid man May 19, 2020

blood daddy

One who taketh blood from a sanguine servant (or blood boy). So it is written.

If Brian Johnson looked less like an unfuckable wax figure with a bad dye job he’d be a real blood daddy.

by CuckChairPrime February 01, 2025

monkey's blood

fruity flavoured syrup used as an ice cream topping, generally raspberry or strawberry flavour
(northern english term)

can i have monkey's blood and a flake on mine please

by m56 January 17, 2025