blood balls

when you accidentally nick your balls with the razor.

(him) “BABE, I JUST GAVE MYSELF BLOOD BALLS”
(her) “no sex tonight.”

by blueballs. August 15, 2022

drinking cat's blood

When you eat a girl out during her period.

I thought his tongue was red after having a glass of Hawaiian Punch, but he was actually just finished drinking cat's blood

by Your Everyday Psychopath June 7, 2016

blood master

the most wannabe edgy you can found in steam, like really just search for his @

Person A: Have you seen *Blood Master*?
Person B: He's probably telling everyone that he wants to "die" and just being wannabe edge-lord

Person A: aight sure

by lilguyya April 6, 2018

Busting a blood

When you are masturbating and you have a bloody nose

Teacher:why were you in the bathroom so long?

Me: sorry I was busting a blood

by Aid man May 18, 2020

super blue blood moon

A super blue blood moon happens when a super moon, when the moon is closest in it's orbit to the Earth and it is 26% bigger and 30% brighter, a blue moon, the second full moon of a month and has nothing to do with the color, and a blood moon, which is a complete lunar eclipse which causes the moon to appear red, coincide.

A super blue blood moon is coming up on January 31st of 2018. The most recent one happened over 150 years, and will not happen again for an extremely long time.
People in Alaska, the Hawaiian islands, the western US, the Middle East, Asia, eastern Russia, Australia, and New Zealand will have the best view of this amazing event.

The super blue blood moon is very rare and an amazing sight.

by Psycho_Fangirl January 24, 2018

Nah blood

When someone gives news you dont like and they side side chick

Side chick-"Hey babe you remember when he has sex last night."
The nigga that gonna have to pay child support-"yea."
Side check-" I'm pregnant"
The nigga that gonna have to pay child support-"nah blood you just the side chick bitch ima go get some milk."

by Gucci nigga March 16, 2020

Blooding

Blooding is when one bleeds whilst on their period. (Mostly used by women. If a man uses this take him to a doctor.)

Jessica: Oh my god, I'm blooding!
Elizabeth: Sucks to suck Tiffany, I haven't got my period at all this month.
Jessica: My name's not Tiffany...

by go ape October 15, 2019