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asian

the superior race :)
They will be smarter, hotter, cuter, nicer, and overall better then anyone else.
Have you seen that dude,

The asian one?
Yeah,
OMG YES THEIR SO HOT
by juiceboxontop April 25, 2024
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Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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Asian Crew

We play games, like 24/7 and if you HAVE NOT FIGURED OUT, we are Asians.
The Asian Crew members are pro gamers
by Kenneth707 December 1, 2018
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Caucasian-Asian

Like a white "Tiger-Mom"; A white person who adopts Asian cultural characteristics, especially in regards to perfectionism, discipline, and disappointment when their children are not perfect.
My mom is a Caucasian-Asian.
by Sanie Tizer February 7, 2022
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Asian invasion

A gradual increase in the number of Asian girlfriends within a group of guys. More and more guys will get Asian girlfriends, and peer pressure will force the others to instantly date the first Asian girl they see quickly after. This epidemic ravages many public schools
(News anchor): the Asian invasion has completely decimated pentucket school, all the white girls are left sad and lonely
by Josh magosh February 26, 2019
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Real Asian sheep

A term used to describe a girl who's build for a relationship
-"I'm going out with this chick for a while now, man.. She's a real asian sheep"
by M arav December 10, 2016
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honey asian

Its like a thicc and sexy possibly asian chick.
Shes a honey asian baby. -Candie
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