Alabama Doughnut Toss

When you're in the shower, and you take a steaming shit into your hand and toss it into the toilet.

Jerome's stomach went off in the shower, and he tried to do an alabama doughnut toss. He missed and hit the sink.

by Slongdinger69 March 19, 2022

Alabama Slamma

When your girlfriend gives you the best handjob ever using two hands like she’s churning butter. Southern style.

Hey babe , can you give me an Alabama Slamma?

by ReggieAM March 29, 2022

Alabama Football

Being Alabama Football is being so good that you brainwash your biggest rivals into thinking they care about basketball.

I swear I've been a basketball fan my whole life. If our football team was good, I'd still care this much. This absolutely has nothing to do with getting my yearly ass whooping from Alabama Football. Now shut up; I have another Instagram story to post.

by AZWHOOPR January 25, 2022

Alabama Meow

Where you accidentally have sex with your cat, because you've mistaken them for your sister.

Oh no, I've just done an Alabama Meow!

by Alabama Meow February 6, 2022

Alabama Blunt

When you roll a blunt made from roaches from previously smoked blunts made from roaches.

We could smoke an Alabama Blunt if we wanna get hella lit?

by Ninjamole5333 February 10, 2022

Alabama Bobsled

When your female first cousin/sister slides on ice and your penis goes in her vagina due to the force associated with the slide.

Me n cousin Kelly were out on the ice neked and we did an Alabama bobsled from 30ft apart.

by Original Worm February 13, 2022

alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.

The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.

by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022