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muffin man

A notorious criminal mastermind known to be plotting world domination via the mass baking of muffins. Experts hypothesise that he may be planning to force the muffins to fight for him. Although it was originally suggested that his lair was located on Drury Lane, searches produced no substantial results. Little more is known about him, other than that he may well be in league with a person by the name of M. Perryman. If you have any information on the whereabouts of the muffin man, do not hesitate to contact your government.
by Wormy December 22, 2003
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weak man

Someone who claims to be tough, but runs and hides at just the thought of a mere threat (see mommas boy).
One who picks on people smaller in size because he cannot stand up to anyone his own size.
One who typically picks on small children and women.
One who refuses to hold a job.
One who cries to momma when he gets a paper cut.
He cannot stand up to his mother which means that he is a weak man.
by Carlene Blair September 16, 2006
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MAN

Verb:To MAN is to carry out a task in "manly" fashion, be this anything from drinking a small cup of free ice tea or attending a long shift at work after several ecstacy tablets and or large quantities of alcohol, cannibis or ketamine.
"MAN it u dickshit!"-said to a person failing to drink more than 10 pints of lager.//
"Fukin' MAN it down"-said to a person drinking at a slow rate.//
"Lets go to the park and MAN"-said to fellow man when wishing to attend a public park for manly purposes.//
"Lay the MAN down"-To show a fellow person who is the 'boss' whether this be through brutal violence or sexual punishment.//
"MAN her!!! MAN her now!!!"-To embark in barbaric sexual activity without the said females consent.//
"Stop being a 'fanny', just MAN it out!"-Advising a peer to undergo an activity which appears extremely dangerous and/or unfavourable due to unusualy high level of intoxication from the aforementioned substaces.
by TEAM MAN December 8, 2006
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a blue man

When you jerk off really hard for forty-five seconds, then walk away without finishing.
I only had a minute before work, so I gave myself a blue man.
by donnie e September 15, 2008
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Sweeter man

A guy that looks "sweet".kinda like a pretty boi(jus better;) It is mostly used to describe african american guy(between ages 16-26)That have fashion sense aswell as looks follwed by good character(unlike pretty boys there all about them selves)
"mmmm look at that sweeter man over there"

"That sweeterman would go nice with my tea"
by Top a Top April 8, 2009
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white man

Apparently to blame for the troubles of everyone else. Expected to stand there and take abuse from everyone else because he deserves it for starting slavery and apparently everything else that's bad. Let's review some history here kiddies. Anglo-saxon whites are almost exclusively responsible for everthing that all the other whites get blamed for by minorites. Anglo-saxon whites and western europeans were the vast majority involved in slavery and colonization not to mention the Spanish(who seem to receive no hate for it...hmmm) and they have caused ignorant people to blame all white people for the things some did. There is another huge fucking chunk of the "white man" in europe that has been through its own private stuggles its own vicious slaveries, and we do not generalize the blame. Nor do we blame everyone for our own fucking problems. DEAL WITH IT.
A black guy in an all-white school becomes the local celebrity. A white man in an all black school becomes the local shooting range. Explain that. Check out the names of all the biggest "evil" politicians, they are mostly western-european.
My ancestors and those of many others had nothing to do with slavery, they don't control the government and oppress all minorities. They died in concentration camps and fighting communists. They live in poverty. They have balls they don't blame others for the past and for their own problems.
by genericstreetname December 28, 2005
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Da Man

Did you see him make that touchdown? He's Da Man!
by Johnny J Shmoove January 16, 2003
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