This kid that goes to our school that literally nobody likes, but everyone's too much of a pussy to tell him to just fuck off.
Person 1: Oh hey thomas
Person 2: Hey bro how's it going
*thomas leaves*
Person 1: God I hate him so much
Person 2: I know right
Person 2: Hey bro how's it going
*thomas leaves*
Person 1: God I hate him so much
Person 2: I know right
by skeng_sausageroll March 05, 2020
by Imaztae December 23, 2021
by Warrior x October 02, 2021
by Warrior x October 02, 2021
people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.
he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small
he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small
by Xeries July 22, 2024
Thomas is my lover
by Thomas Solomon December 09, 2021
Thomas has that dawg in him. That dawg goes woof woof and mutters racial slurs when he sleeps. 100% a pitbull. He also has an immensely dangly peepee shooter.
Girl: Hey is that Thomas over there?
Guy: Ain't no way, you can see his immensely dangly peepee shooter from MILES away.
Camera Man: *Faints*
Guy: Ain't no way, you can see his immensely dangly peepee shooter from MILES away.
Camera Man: *Faints*
by oneofthomassgirlfriends March 20, 2023