band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

High School Band

High School Band is something no one wants to. While the the high school band is playing at a halftime, no one even listens to it

Dude high school band sucks

by .Luke August 2, 2019

Band

Gay Nigga Shit

Band nerds are gay niggas

by ___*_*___ March 22, 2020

mechanics band aid

A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels

I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel

by 1937265285 October 30, 2017

Third-Party Band Merch

An article of clothing or memorabilia made for an artist/band by someone who is not affiliated with them.

"Dude look at this sick Kanye West shirt I found!"
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 25, 2025

Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.

Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go

by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023

no man's band

An unpopular band

Person A: "I can't belive Brendan kissed Ryan onstage!"
Person B: "Well, I guess a lot of their fans enjoyed it."
Person A: "If a no man's band did that, people would probably boo them."

by Blagiechanga December 7, 2009