My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

Blood ain't thicker than my daughter

Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"

bob: Blood ain't thicker than my daughter
blood: he ain't lying

by fuckhand November 18, 2021

My two babies Shan and Syakeel

My two babies Shan and Syakeel

My two babies Shan and Syakeel

by Handle100 August 10, 2023

Not My Style

saying that you don't like that certain thing, but in the end you'll like it

"Chicken is not my style"---Kris

by baekhanology0407 June 30, 2015

My love<3

A person that you feel very affectionate for and you think are beautiful -Alex :

Hey I want you to meet someone I care deeply about.

Who?

My love<3

by YesimAlex November 6, 2021

bear in my trunk

A bear breaking into the trunk of your car!

Also a bear (man) being inside of your trunk (butt).

Look at that bear in my trunk, Meredith!

by Seiglored November 13, 2021

my man

ur man

my man is my man

by anonymous March 29, 2022