When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.
My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.
by Mgatty April 19, 2023
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by Otobashi April 20, 2023
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As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023
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Smokey Joe: Hey nick haha hey nick lol one two buckle my shoe!!! haha one two lol three four buckle sUMour!!
Nick: haha.. yeah.
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Nick: yeah lol bro (i hate this nigga so much, hes A Bitch ASS NIGGA.)
Smokey Joe: Hey nick haha hey nick lol one two buckle my shoe!!! haha one two lol three four buckle sUMour!!
Nick: haha.. yeah.
Smokey Joe: Yeah lol THE ONE PIECE THE ONPIECE IS REALY!?!!! LOL, haah LMao! One two lol Five six Three four!!
Nick: yeah lol bro (i hate this nigga so much, hes A Bitch ASS NIGGA.)
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Tyson: Hey, did you get Dead Rat In My Ass yet?
Samuel: Nope, I do have "3 Snakes in My Colon 2" however.
Samuel: Nope, I do have "3 Snakes in My Colon 2" however.
by fishgaming April 24, 2023
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This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023
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