Ass

A football team who loses EVERY football game in their 2019 season. For instance, The University of {Akron} {football} team. This is a team who hasn't won a game since last {season}. They get beat so bad that {players} want to transfer. #DontfeartheRoo

Our team is ass! :(

by partygirl000 November 2, 2019

Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

My ass

THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️

person: whAt is 1+1?

person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö

by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 3, 2019

National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after

November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards

by TedyTSN November 3, 2019

asses

people who regect this, and all of the other ones

yall are asses

by ohyesdaddy165 November 4, 2019

Slap anyone's ass - day

Today you can slap who ever you want on its ass. You're welcome.

Just show them this and they will slap yours too!

EVERYDAY 24/7.

Is it slap your ass-day today?
Heck yeah
Slap anyone's ass - day

by tjabejb November 5, 2019

Black cock in the ass

Black cock in the ass

“Hey man wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass,” *proceeds to shit*

by anonymous November 22, 2021