bald ass hoe

cutey pie, but also the baddest bitch ever

friend: you bald ass hoe!
you: oh thank you bitch,

by alone one why October 26, 2020

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Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

by K-Beezy August 29, 2017

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Tainted Ass

A term used to identify a girl to your friends as one you've dated/slept with in the past

Rick: She's pretty cute!
John: That's my tainted ass.

by Deezerman October 03, 2016

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Fine ass darkskin

A fine ass Darkskin is somebody who is fine with a darker skintone. Somebody like Chevy🕺🏾.

Damn you’re a fine ass darkskin
That’s a fine ass darkskin

by RealG777708 August 06, 2022

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Pufferfish Ass

Pufferfish Ass is used in a sentence that means literally just Pufferfish Ass alone. It's a lame inside joke that only a few people would get if their sense of humor is clearly broken.

Person 1: Hey, Pufferfish Ass
Person 2: LOL shut up

by thotfulass November 08, 2020

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