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When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023
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ass fuck

by dt_42_69 August 18, 2023
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Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing
The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)
by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023
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National ass pic day

Celebrated in August 23rd, if told about this day, one is required to send a booty pic to the recipient. Rules are rules
Bruh is national booty pic day let’s see it
Today is national ass pic day, oh *sends ass pic* thank you
by TheBestmenofThemenformen August 23, 2023
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Punk ass bitch

A manipulative person with a mean spirit. Uses others to his advantage—high sense of self. Often acts Dramatic.

A.k.A Tim kresko.
You only live once, life is too short to be a punk ass bitch.

If you ever have to choose between eating dog shit or being a Tim Kresko, eat dog shit.
by Fwitme1time August 24, 2023
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Ass Pic

a type of photo in which a girl sends her bare ass (or in panties) to a guy who asks
Zach asks me for ass pics everyday
by Hsharp August 24, 2023
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