Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"

A fuckin beaut of an Ottawa Senators draft pick, Historically the Dyck clan was a part of Roman gods, until the great early war took place and they were cast down to just simple royalty, then forming the new Hard Dick clan, otherwise known as of today "The Dicks"

Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"

Example: "honey were out of sugar"

" No worries we can just ask of friendly neighborhoods Dicks to sauce us over some Sugar for these wicked biscuits were whippin up"

by Senanator May 11, 2023

Dick foot

A word you call some one when you run out of things you call them.

guy 1 Bro your so fucking lame

guy 2 shut the fuck you dick foot

guy 1 What the actual fuck did you just say

by liltjay83rd May 11, 2023

wizard shark dick

If you have a shark tattooed on your dick, and you're a wizard in the sack, giving your female partner excessive orgasms you might be considered to have a wizard shark dick.

Fatty has a hammerhead shark tattooed on his dick, all I keep hearing is how he fucks like a wizard. He must have a wizard shark dick

by FattyBizkits May 11, 2023

Dick-all

I started using this at work (in a hospital) we can't say 'quiet' or 'slow' as it brings the Thunder, so I started using Dick-all. This means nothing going on, no business, no plans, boring. Also see 'Jack-Squat'.

"There is dick-all happening in the OB unit tonight" or "let's do something Friday, I have dick-all for plans".

by ColoradoG May 12, 2023

Dicking

Fingering of a male's urethra

Thomas: Michelle this is kinda weird, I know, but I like dicking...
Michelle: what the fuck is wrong with you

by Nah Cuz May 12, 2023

Tingle Dick

When your dick falls asleep and a girl needs to wake it up with her either stroking it or giving you head.

"Ah shit, I've got Tingle Dick. Yo, random lady! Come over here and help a brother out. Suck my dick to wake it back up.

by oi mate whats up May 13, 2023

Your dick

the smallest thing in the world.

Your dick is so fucking small

by imsmokinsnakes May 13, 2023