Ass-Trunk

When you park it in front the car you just pulled the slider on.

“𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 (𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵) 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 ass-trunk 𝘮𝘦. 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴. 𝘞𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘯 $10,000.”

by Paullybeans April 7, 2024

backstage ass

The person or voice in your life that's like an eternal backseat driver. They're always trying to tell you what to do, how to do it, and what you're doing wrong. Over all they're an asshole but probably a correct asshole.

"Dude, Megan is such a backstage ass. If I want to party the night before the SAT, then I WILL party the night before the SAT. She needs to chill out."

by kinkasucks June 11, 2016

Bleeding From Your Ass

That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.

Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?

Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"

Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."

by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023

Angry ass threads

A dope ass clothing brand created by a dope ass dude in portsmouth nh.

Dude I need to get myself an angry ass threads tshirt

by Harry pairatestes January 24, 2015

ass checked

Around 20 years ago there was a hepatitis A outbreak in fast food restaurants from employees not washing their hands after they took a shit and when getting ass checked is when one employee goes to the restroom and takes a shit and doesn't wash their hands and prepares your food and the next day or two you're vomiting profusely or have diarrhea therefore you have gotten ass checked

"Man last night I think I got ass checked by eating at Taco Bell "

by Turkey hill September 24, 2016

Little Ass Grandson

When someone is your little ass grandson.

"You're my little ass grandson."

by cat542 June 6, 2022

Ass Nestler

One who finds comfort residing within the confines of the anal cavity of those who will do all or some of their job for them

That ass nestler would throw his mom under the bus if she didn't cut his meat for him at dinner

by Irish Actor Girl September 29, 2011