My Fucking Coffee

The whole reason most of you made it this far

Don't talk to me until I had my fucking coffee.

If you spill my fucking coffee I'm going to kill you.

by YOUЯ ЯEAL NAME August 6, 2025

drain my scrotum dry

when every last drop of semen is drained from your body.

Sarah stopped over last night to drain my scrotum dry. What a relief that was it had been a week.

by bikeman 5 May 4, 2023

My MoThEr

A person who always leaves you at the age of 4 and comes back to you at the age of 12 to say happy birthday and leave. But before she leaves shes going to tell you that shes really sorry and then she will leave for another 7-8 years then come back telling you that you suddenly have a SISTER you had no FUCKING clue about

My MoThEr left me >:(

by Charlielovesmaxine June 9, 2022

Turn My Head Into Sound

A Fucking Amazing boon about my bloody valentine and how the insomiac freakazoid Kevin Shields make his fucking amazing musc

Hey dude, have you read Turn My Head Into Sound?

What the fuck is that??

by Holyfuckingshitimgonnashitmyse April 28, 2025

neo got my back

A sentence predominantly used on tiktok by "nctzens", the fandom of the south koreak k-pop group NCT. It is taken from the intro song Neo Got My Back by the sub-unit NCT 127.
Used when for example seeing the number 127 or the color neon green, as both of these are associated with the group.

"neo got my back, culture things."

by aleenas127 May 1, 2025

Lost My Poopetite

Like loosing my appetite, but instead of not wanting to eat anymore, its not wanting to poop anymore.
ex: Holding your poop in for the whole day at school, and not having to poop anymore at the end of the day.

I lost my poopetite bc of school bruh.

by xStydia_afx September 2, 2015

My.....pain

The best gf anyone could possibly ask for their the most local, beautiful and caring person in the world

My.....pain was the best gf her bf has ever had

by Dylon the great November 20, 2021