Corned Egg Sandwich

When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.

I'm not hungry for A "wet burrito" I'm already full from Tiffany's "Corned Egg Sandwiches"

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

Corn Dog

Someone who has a stick up their ass for no reason what so ever.

Dude, I walked into ol' Corn Dog's office, asked what he had for dinner and chucked his stapler at my face.

by TimmyJohnson September 25, 2019

Corn stomp

When you poop In the shower and have to stomp the corn down the drain

Buttfucked my ex in the shower an she shit. Had to corn stomp it down the drain

by Pooppirate69 November 14, 2021

corn

tasty stuff nothing to do here

i like beijing corn

by corn mucherrrrrr January 28, 2022

Corn crotch

What my room smells like to my drunk mother apparently

It smells like corn crotch up in this bitch

by dipper223 January 23, 2021

corn beef 19

Another term for COVID 19

I can go outside bcs of corn beef 19

by Happy 9/11 February 24, 2021

missouri candy corn

when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters

i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween

i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween

by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020