Pump slap

When you slap your meat rod like it's a cheap hooker. Usually done when tender love isn't enough anymore.

Dang man...Dude was pump slapping his sausage rocket last night...Sounded like it was gonna come through the wall and end up calling 911.

by Silky Rad February 15, 2017

Slapped a Bee

had sex

Tommy slapped a bee today...

by Tbalboa August 14, 2010

Man Slapped

Where a man slaps someone across the face with their cock.

Also a Man Slap

After the Blowjob Jeff Man Slapped Mandy

by jockofclubs May 06, 2008

grope-slap

A grope-slap is when someone rejects a groping by someone. Often used when someone is groped in public. Mostly used to ward away perverts and unwanted touches by people of the opposite sex. The slap of a grope-slap is eqivilant in power to that that of a yeti slap and a chimp slap.

Kyle: Hey Talia, come here.
Talia: What?
Kyle: *gropes*
Talia: *slaps*
Random person: You've been grope-slapped! Congradulations!
Kyle&Talia: WTF?

by Blackened Wings August 31, 2009

slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.

Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.

by Localbuzz December 26, 2014

slap kiss

when someone kisses their hand then skips you across the face transferring the kiss (not really)

yesterday Josh gave me a slap kiss

by chocolate pig feet December 10, 2016

Ninja slap

A slap made with such speed, with so little noise, that the victim is suddenly in pain without knowing what hit them.

Dude, the other day, I totally ninja slapped the local douche bag at my school. He never knew who hit him.

by JaxD. November 12, 2010