When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.
Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"
by realsuperiorP July 29, 2021
Get the two-minute handjobmug. My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.
by The man you're looking for May 19, 2022
Get the Two-handed Samuraimug. When someone is so high that they don't stop moving around,they can't sit still.flailing their arms,constant head and neck movement. Usually accompanied by distorted facial expressions or exorcism like behavior.Similar to noodle grooving,wiggling,swimming,tweaking
by jublisstar October 23, 2022
Get the Two giraffes fightingmug. When someone makes out with someone for more than 3 times in different occasions, the person must wait 2 weeks to make out with a different person to respect the other person's feelings.
I want to hook up with Josh tonight but I have to respect the two week rule so I do not hurt his best friend feelings
by anonymousjack July 4, 2016
Get the The two week rulemug. by EwewewewEW June 17, 2017
Get the Two lil hotdogsmug. by SHC627 November 3, 2022
Get the Gucci-two-shoesmug. When a person decides to fully committed to a night out and needs two days to recover instead of one.
by BrokenDragon April 2, 2016
Get the Two Day Recoverymug.