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Hittin The Trees Like Sonny Bono

The smoking of an assload of pot at once. 4 blunts, 3 joints, 4 bowls, a whole pan of "adult brownies", a whole loaf of bread (toast) with cannibutter, and 15 bong rips to be exact. And its funny because Sonny Bono died skiing into a tree.
Damn, Ricky! We're HITTIN THE TREES LIKE SONNY BONO!
by Freshketh September 1, 2009
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goat fucking tree house jumper

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.
"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"
by iwishyouhadfriends. July 29, 2007
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Bitch leaf off a cunt tree

A bitch leaf off a cunt tree is the term for an evil woman who comes from a more evil woman.
She was so bad for him... I knew she was a bitch leaf off a cunt tree all falling on his grass.
by Chayce1981 November 1, 2017
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A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)
Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock
by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017
mugGet the fucking two trees with the same cockmug.

Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger

A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.
Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.

Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

Cletus: Fuck.
by Marty Webb June 5, 2008
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National eat a tree day

National eat a tree day is when you eat a tree
It’s national eat a tree day go eat a tree
by Skythefortnitegod May 13, 2020
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nigga please! smoke more trees

A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.
"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."
by RBean December 14, 2008
mugGet the nigga please! smoke more treesmug.

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