Oompa Loompa Salad

A role given when anyone is an immeasurable violent threat to any society (physically or mentally) and immeasurable hater of Wonkanese. Should be avoided at all costs, if seen report to authorities to sacrifice.
Should not be used as a insult, this role is too derogatory to be used in that manner.

On behalf of North Korean Willy Wonka, the Wonkanese Federal Court hereby makes you an Oompa Loompa Salad. Your sacrificing will be at the last of the OLS sacrifice list.

by Wonkanese November 04, 2022

Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.

"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"

by dookeyshnops March 01, 2025

Root Salad

An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.

Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.

by shittyinternet February 22, 2020

Flute Salad

While someone is sucking a cock, someone else is licking their ass hole.

Will: "Yo I got these twins to give me a flute salad last night"
Luke: "Please tell me you played the Best, and Loudest Banger of OSRS, the official song of the Calquat clan???"

by Teky.SB August 31, 2022

three meat salad

Disambiguation:

Three Meat Salad can refer to high protein health food,

or to sexual acts involving multiple male participants.
Ensure clarification to avoid unpleasant situations.

Yesterday James and Dave came to my house for a Three Meat Salad and it was not entirely what i was expecting.

by Mr BS October 11, 2014

Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016

Salad allergy

Person who only eats meat - anti vegetarian.

Dave has a salad allergy.

by martinbartie November 25, 2024