nathan loves sam more

Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.

Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.

If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.

Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.

This is Sam Burch

Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?

Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...

by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023

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Sam K

Just a super nonchalant guy. He walks around life just being the shit. Women love him, and men fear him. He’s the only man who can slam a revolving door… he’s the most interesting man in the world

Blond Swedish Super Model 1: “Har du sett Sam K nyligen?”
Blonde Swedish Super Model 2: “Jag har inte sett honom, jag antar att han är super nonchalant och så ”
Blonde Swedish Super Model 1: “ Jag är rädd att jag älskar honom.”
Blonde Swedish Super Model 2: “ jag också“

by asstastegoodiasuume August 19, 2024

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thanK You Sam

Thank you sam (stylized thanK You Sam) is a play coined by a swiftie on twitter on the popular Taylor Swift album track about her haters ‘thanK you aIMee’. It means KYS.

Annoying people: I’m not like other girls, I don’t listen to popular artists like Taylor Swift. I listen to super underground, underrated artists like Arctic Monkeys and The Strokes
Normal person: thanK You Sam

by AlienInPublic May 24, 2024

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