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Matthew

This special person can simply be described by the famous South African phrase 'a poes'. Matthew's usually have big hearts and are very caring but nothing will ever oversee the fact that they are complete poes's. He is the type of guy that can get any girl he wants when he learns not to be a poes, but IF he masters that skill of not being a poes, its simply POES OVER for everyone. These guys also seem to be intensely focus when it comes to serous things, like being a poes. Even though these guys are fat poes's, they usually have such a relaxed view on life and never seem to worry about anything; they are also the fire to the party and have the ability to bring a dead party back to life. So if you know a Matthew, take that opportunity to tell them how much of a poes they really are!
That guy looks like a poes, oh he must be a Matthew.
by jou ma se poes102 November 22, 2021
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Matthew

Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.
Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew
by Super idol November 21, 2021
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John Matthew M. Reyes

Very Handsome and Very great at playing games especially genshin impact
John Matthew M. Reyes is very pogi
by MatthewReyes04 June 8, 2021
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Matthew Walsh

Please, Matt. Stop giving me ads. All I ask is to stop receiving ads from you Matt. I have nothing against you but please.
Matthew Walsh's videos keep appearing in my YouTube reccomeneded as ads.
by capitalistism May 3, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew has a is a real one that probably has a gorilla dick and. Pull all the bitches
If u don’t like matthew u probably don’t get bitches
by Bigboiiibdh November 5, 2020
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Matthew Copeland

Matthew Copeland, a name used to describe an in the closet homosexual and Pedo, has an unhealthy obsession with the male body especially younger ones, claims to have a girlfriend but we know he’s lying and deep in the closet. Very weird and always brings up the most boring talk points like the weather and how the day is going, the most Melvin person you’ll ever meet.
I saw someone in the bushes near the elementary school last week, that was Matthew copeland, that’s just a normal Friday to him.
by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 12, 2022
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Matthew owens

A kid who loves people that look like a grinch and has a penis that is the size of a fingernail .
by big testicles that are black December 9, 2019
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