magic beanie

a hat used to hide keys with, possibly even used to stow away other small objects.

usually kept in a coat pocket, can be worn on head when not in use.
man, I cant find my scale is it with your keys?
Where, in a magic beanie I carry in my pocket?
by Pseudohigh February 10, 2012
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magical dragon

When a man evacuates on a women's face while she has hot morning breath
Man, she totally had the "Magical Dragon" this morning...
by Ddytpiuyt October 27, 2019
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Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.
My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.
by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018
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Magic meatballs

Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.
The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.
by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018
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Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money
I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.
by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019
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Word magic

What they use as language to trick you in a courtroom. All courts are contract enforcement. They offer you accept. Not justice but trickery
How did your court case go
That damn lawyer used word magic on me. Made me feel better about getting rammed in the ass by the corporate government court crooks
by Dudley durite September 07, 2018
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stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person
I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor
by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016
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