Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Captain Scratch Balls

Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.

Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.

by shailockbear November 13, 2025

Captain Alicia

The mythical Battleship champion known for sinking fleets with terrifying precision.
Refers to any player (often named Alicia, but not required) who demolishes opponents in the game Battleship so completely that others begin questioning the laws of probability, strategy, and possibly witchcraft. The name implies she isn’t just playing — she’s commanding a naval massacre.

• “I lost in six moves. She must be a Captain Alicia.”
• “Bro, I got double-sunk. Total Captain Alicia energy.”
• “New rule: Captain Alicia isn’t allowed to go first.”

by Justfreakinoutyanno December 10, 2025

Captain

An extremely attractive young lady, the most beautiful girl you’ve laid eyes on, someone you treasure in your heart dearly

That young lass there is a real captain!

by Disney infinity April 6, 2024

Captain Friday

A common exclamation, used by everyone from Gen Z to Joe Biden.

“You got no fizz, Captain Friday!”
“Folks, did you see what the Republicans did? Captain Friday! I couldn’t believe it!”

by artythesmarty May 20, 2024

Captain Hindisight

When an indian person tells you something totally obvious.

- I'm doing some renovations on the house and I just couldn't find a particular tool anywhere. Literally scanning the whole city this week and when I talked with Rajesh about that, he was like: "did you check the local hardware store"?

- Lol, classic Captain Hindisight

by newlhaz November 26, 2021

loose captain

A phrase commonly used in Philadelphia, meaning that the person’s mental faculties are basically not working normally because of either a drug/narcotics problem or serious mania of schizophrenia, bipolar, or BPD. In this phrase essentially, the captain is a metaphor for the person’s mind and loose means they have basically lost it.

“you see that fellow, Matthew?”
“yes, something does not seem normal”
“Exactly, he has lost his mind. His mind is a loose captain . He has been like that for a while.”
“Oh, the captain is loose? That saddens me.”

by phillyjoe555 February 26, 2024