water sac

A patheticly stupid individual who often will either say or do something incredibly stupid for no real reason. These things should be avoided at all costs but becuase there are more water sacs than intelligent people.
Derived from the fact that humans are 75% water and because a water sac has no brain; it is primarily water.

You are a pathetic water sac!

by patty_meat_pants_patty July 4, 2005

Water boarding

When you are in a shower fucking your lady from behind. She is bent over and the water runs over her head and hair flooding her face causing her to choke on the water as she attempts to breathe in.

Before we went out last night I got a quickie from Trudie in the shower. Ended up water boarding her haha.

by Scotty Nice October 19, 2019

hard water

Ice.

What is hard water? Ice.

by Poptarty October 18, 2008

Dog Water

When you fuck a girl so wet it starts to foam like a Labrador drinking from a dish.

I fucked her until the dog water came out.

by Cpt dog water May 30, 2018

swamp water

The water provided to clean one's window at a gas station.

I couldn't see out of my windshield, so I scrubbed it with swamp water - unfortunately it didn't make it much better.

by FelixTheCat May 21, 2007

pond water

another name for female discharge during intercourse

Guy: Was it good for you?
Girl: OH YEA!! do you see how much pond water there is?!?!

by Jen E. August 3, 2005

cedar water

A type of poop-brown water found in the Tuckahoe river. It houses the world's most disgusting creatures, including rattle snakes and aqua zombies who live on the bottom of the river and breath water. Most people who live near cedar water are hicks with shotguns. When you jump in cedar water it gets in your nose and many are known to cough it up for hours afterwards. It pretty much looks like iced tea. The zombies can be brought to life by listening to Phish and looking up cedar water on the internet on urban dictionary.

Boy, this cedar water sure tastes like poop.

Boy, I wish there weren't zombies in this cedar water.

I wish my skin didn't look poop-brown in this cedar water.

The Atlantic Ocean is 4% cedar water.

by wdunleavy August 28, 2005