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petting the one eyed snake

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.
Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.
by markass May 3, 2006
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snake it down one's leg

When a man wearing shorts urinates by sliding (or snaking) his penis down one leg of the shorts rather than pulling them down or unzipping the fly.
Man, I was just too damn lazy, so I snaked it down my leg in the bathroom.
There aren't many contexts in which snake it down one's leg can be used.
by PeaceLover July 21, 2008
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One-Eyed Snake Salute

The one-eyed snake solute is a respectful gesture, mainly accomplished by people with a penis, where the penis is shown for a period of time.
This term bears resemblance to the Internet meme "Dicks out for Harambe"
Joel: "Hey Bobby-o, how'd you do on that test?"
Bobby: "I got a C dude, my best grade yet!"
Joel: "Fuck man; that deserves a one-eyed snake salute!"
by Emithises' Shit Post May 14, 2018
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Pink headed white snake

Man, that pink headed white snake spits a ton of venom!
by Blowy Gladstone January 24, 2011
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chili-cheese hot snakes

Redish-orange fiery poo that comes out like a long thin french fry. It burns your butt with a hot sensation and smells like it looks, SUPER hot and stinky. It often curls as it hits the bottom of the toilet.
Krista these "chili-cheese hot snakes" are burning my buns! What did you put in that sausage you cooked?!
by poonanni December 3, 2013
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Flaming Skull Snake Combo

The ultimate tattoo. The flaming skull snake combo utilises everything that makes a good tattoo:
Skulls
Snakes
Fire

Usually placed on the upper arms for burly men, like Bikers, or Pirates. The general layout of the tattoo consist of a skull on fire with a snake going through the mouth and one or two of the eye sockets. Crossbones beneath the skull are optional but they help.
Dude 1: Holy shit man, that bad-ass pirate has a flaming skull snake combo, I won't fuck with him!
Dude 2: I'd rather eat my own balls that mess with that dude.

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Dude 1: Hey I gots me a tattoo, it's tribal!
Dude 2: Man, you're a pansy, the only tattoo worth getting is a Flaming Skull Snake combo.
by ZammK August 27, 2006
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snakes on a plane

Too late in realizing that you've caught in an inescapable deteriorating situation, where there is nothing you could do except tackle it head on and knowing that you probably will not survive when it ends.
In gaming:

Player A: Dude, we just lost our last flag and we are surrounded by armor....

Player B: Man...snakes on a plane.
by Rocket Punch September 8, 2006
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