Celtic Smoking

One not doing what one should be doing

1. Yesterday I was Celtic Smoking instead of doing my work and I got detention!

2. Hey Carl! Stop Celtic Smoking and get your head in the game!

by pownism April 21, 2011

Rage Smoke

When you rip a bong so hard and fast that you may either: suck the flame out; or (far more likely) inhale so much smoke you cough for several minutes.

Bill: *cough* *cough* *cough*

John: dude, you just rage smoked that bong!

by JPeels14 May 2, 2011

:smoke

See ::smoke

<brian12> the dude tried to sell me a pair of magic rings that would turn me immortal
<brian12> i asked his address and called the cops on him for fraud :smoke

... or ...

04:18 <P0tHe4d-007> rolling up :p
04:20 <P0tHe4d-007> here we go :smoke

by bustam04n December 5, 2010

Cure for Smoking

A koenigsegg CCX

The only cure for smoking is a koenigsegg CCX, according to Jeremy Clarkson.

by JimmyISPERFECT June 5, 2011

Crushes My Smokes

Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.

or

Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.

"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.

or

"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.

by ChefDinger September 11, 2011

smoke slap

The act of blowing smoke in a person's face so as to challenge them to a smoke duel.

Aww shit. That bitch just got smoke slapped.

by r4jd November 20, 2010

smoked meat sandwich

A sandwich that "1337 5p43k3rz" eat. Lol. For "pr0 g4m3r0x0rz" only.

ZOMG I PWN3D THIS n00b th3n I w3n7 2 937 a w311 1337 smukk3d m33t s4n!3 LOL!!!!11!ONE!111!!! BOOM! HEADSh0t! T3h 1337 s4n!

In english:
Oh my god I beat this new player at a game then I went to get a very elite smoked meat sandwich. Haha. Bang I shot you in the head.

by j03 !nf3rn0 June 25, 2006