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The snake will smoke

That's when you know something bad is going to happen if you do something.
If you try to cheat on the exam, the snake will smoke
by Deluna_Projects March 12, 2021
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smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper
by Grannys wet April 2, 2017
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Second Hand Smoke

It's when a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes, gives you a blow job, and right when you cum she blows as hard as she can forcing cum and smoke out of your mouth, and chance to get cancer of the dick.
Erik got second hand smoke from a toofy blow job. He didn't know anything about it until cum and smoke came out his nose.
by Tractorbandit1 November 17, 2023
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Smokes

Man 1: Did you get the smokes?
Man 2: Ofc! who do you think I am?
Man 1: Niiiice!
by RetardedGenius420 March 3, 2021
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smoke some poop

If i smoke weed, I’m going to get thirsty, if I start drinking, I’m going to want to smoke some poop, if I smoke some poop, I’m going to slam some dope. Bad idea all the way around.
by PWP2308 December 9, 2022
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smoke pig

A smoke fetishist who is into hedonistic and excessive smoking.
Chris is a smoke pig who loves to smoke his pipe all day. Look at him smoink!
by Beefwellington85 July 13, 2023
mugGet the smoke pigmug.

smoke a j

Bro, roll it so we can smoke a j.
by venusx May 4, 2020
mugGet the smoke a jmug.

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