self-cleaning oven

when a criminal becomes the victim of a crime because he victimized someone at an earlier time; in other words, karma comes back on the criminal, the problem takes care of itself without the need for police or legal intervention. In theory, eventually all crime should diminish because of this theory, the oven should clean itself.

"Man, that banger got shot because he jacked those same dudes last week...it's okay because now his crew will roll back on them...they don't want to make a police report, it's a self-cleaning oven."

by Travislicious April 5, 2008

Self Harm

What I do every day

I'm going to self harm today

by lolifacation October 13, 2016

Selfiecidal

Someone who takes selfies in dangerous situations or circumstances.

I can't believe Dave took a selfie whilst climbing up Avon gorge!!...

He must be Selfiecidal!

by the one and only Jx April 25, 2014

self entitled

A child who believes that because his/her parents are well off, he/she is entitled to the best in life without any effort on his/her part. self entitlement moocher leech

Because Joe feels self entitled, he has his mother buy his clothes from Vineyard Vines and Banana Republic. self entitlement moocher leech

by Moore is Better April 4, 2015

self-esteem

esteem of your mother fucking self!

Boy- ur not so pretty

Girl-u just ruined my self-esteem

Boy- how can i ruin your self-esteem? its called SELF-esteem for a reason

by like hell im giving my name August 11, 2008

Self Destruction

To position ones self so he is upside down, and jacks off until he cums. The result is a sloppy mess over his body and face, hence the self destruction. cumming sloppy mess cum jack off

I was home alone and decided to lay my legs up on my headboard and give myself a self destruction

by General Jovan March 19, 2007

Selfe

To raise one's leg up on an object whilst applying weight on that leg while keeping your back straight with one hand either on your hip or on your mustache (Which expands to your neck on both sides of your face in a simple thin line) in a disturbing manner.

This position was named after the great Mark Selfe who first appeared in this motion as a football exercise to stretch the legs

R: "Hey, look at that kid"
D: "OMG HE'S DOING A SELFE!!!"
J: "God damn it" -facepalm-

by That kid from Morley July 7, 2011