Tesla Sams

A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019

naranciasmathskills(sam)

narancias number 1 fan

OMG ITS NARANCIASMATHSKILLS(sam)⁉️

by miistafr July 19, 2022

sam baimbridge

a guy who likes getting jow blobs and has an octobussy

you my friend , are a sam baimbridge

by sexywhore101 October 12, 2020

Sam

Someone with the name Sam has a gargantuan cock and is the best at any game (especially fortnite)

His name is Sam

by apogaleveleve November 22, 2023

Sam

The kind of person to simp for a girl named Annabelle.

Annabelle wants Sam’s lighting in her booty

by Duncan doo doo2005 September 6, 2020

Sam

Sam can be a Boy/Girl name he/she helps people and is really Smart

Sam can do tons of things like do sports and can be really smart

by A person who typed this December 29, 2019

Sam Guzman

The meanest girl you will ever meet. She is a lion. Her hair is burnt pasta. If you ever meet her you will want to kys.

This bitch sam guzman is an asshole.

by John gabana December 14, 2018