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Turning Red

Person 1: you having your period?
Girl: yeah, I'm turning red.
by Aishiteru_nobody March 15, 2022
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red state

Aggregation of hate-fueled cretins and religious fundamentalists. All red-staters are legally obliged to oppose foreigners, liberals, niggers, faggots and commies, as well as denying the validity of global warming, sexual equality, evolution and most of the 'fancy' scientific advances since the 14th century - apart from cable TV, processed foods and automatic weapons.
Red staters are required to eschew knowledge of books, art or philosophy and are rarely allowed out of their immediate environs for fear that they might encounter people who 'ain't from round here'.
The nominal leader of the Red States is the President (unless he happens to be a liberal)though in fact the President must defer in all things to Jesus, whose views on gun control, 'goddamn nigger-faggot-liberals' and tax-breaks for the wealthy are well established.

Pastimes include buying guns, lynching, book-burning, obesity, incest, ignorance and hubris. And guns.
Any fat stupid bigot with a pick-up truck or SUV, festooned with American flags, and stickers referencing "W" and 'The Power of Pride'.

Addendum : All Red Staters think they are 'tough'although in reality none would last more than 7 seconds in any proper pub car-park fracas - which is why they all love their guns so much. Cunts.
by vysey March 10, 2005
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Red Snapper

A nymphomaniac. A woman who loves sex so much that her cunt is almost always red and swollen. The snapper part of the expression referring to how tight and eagerly her cunt seems to snap shut on cock. Also in part a fisherman's pun in that red snapper fish do not let go of the bait easily even after being hauled aboard the fishing boat (in this case the worm is a cock). Red snapper is also a tasty fish dish.... Thus again referencing very agressive nymphomaniac behavior.
I found me a red snapper at the bar last Friday night and I am so sore now. I barely got rid of her before going to work Monday.

A famous early 1980s Ron Jeremy porn flick is about the "legend of the red snapper".
by well-duh May 24, 2009
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Red Robin

When you're driving on the freeway at a rate of speed that is higher than the posted speed limit, and get passed on the right, most notably by a semi-truck.
I just got red robined by that truck!
by Daave3 August 1, 2011
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red day

three elderly women who decide to make a pop band, or just that
by Trogdor August 6, 2003
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Red Tsunami

I know what a red tsunami is!
Oh do you? What is it?
It's a period, all over your face!
Um,....I think it's just a period.
by Rob c March 28, 2007
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Red Lobster

When a man with a bifid penis has sex with a girl on her period making his dual penis appear like the claw of a lobster this is known as the red lobster.
Is that a red lobster? No that's Steve's bifid penis. He just banged that chick that's on the tag.
by ChimneyBandit January 6, 2020
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