Poo Manchu

The result of a dodgy Chinese takeaway, normally felt the morning after.
Usually follows a series of Phew Manchus ( post Chinese love puffs).

That's the last time I go to Flaming Eye , this morning I was attacked by poo Manchu.

by Hwun Hung Low February 17, 2023

Poo-Case

Another term for a female's rear end.

I put my hot stick in her Poo-Case.

by David Huegel January 7, 2008

Poo Jinx

When two people who are both doing a shit are talking to one another, the last one to say "Poo Jinx" can't wipe until the other one says their name

Oh you're on the toilet? Poo Jinx! Now you can't wipe

by Runescaperunescaperunescapesli March 23, 2022

Poo Licked

When your dog licks it's ass then licks you.

I was over at Jack's house, and his golden retriever poo licked him right in the mouth!

by Aw1798 May 9, 2014

poo sweats

When you need to poo so badly that you feel cold inside and sweaty outside.

I needed to take a dump so badly that i got the poo sweats

by JimGherkins May 2, 2017

peytie poo

a person who eats all the food in the house.

hey thats my gushers get out of them now peytie poo !!!

by empto January 11, 2021

poo jube

slang term referring to the cluster of feces that becomes entangled in anal hair due to improper wiping technique. See also: itchy asshole.

Wow, I really need a shower...my poo jubes are so itchy!

by Shart Shittler August 14, 2009