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diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
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The Concerned Pirate

When your riding a sick lover who has Vicks on them and you somehow get it in your eye, but hold your eye as you finish them off.
"I was riding my boyfriend last night while he was sick and had Vicks all over his chest, leaned down to kiss him and nuzzle his neck and got Vicks on my eye, I had become The Concerned Pirate"

"I went to suck on my sick chicks tits but I didn't know she had Vicks on her chest and I became The Concerned Pirate."
by BigBirdLovesYou February 8, 2020
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Puddle pirate

A term used to describe the sea cadets
by whovian._.holmes April 4, 2023
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Pirate

Describing someone who keeps abusing copyright laws. See piracy.
The owners of that football team who copied their logo from Real Madrid are fucking pirates.
by Ritzrandom December 12, 2022
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Pirate sauce

A mixture of diarrhea men and women come finely grated to we’re it’s just liquid
Jerry and Molly were thirsty so they made some pirate sauce
by Yummy mommy December 26, 2018
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Pirate Wasted

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.
"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜
by Yamamasayzwut April 19, 2023
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This song is used to display excessive levels of madladdery. It represents all the aspects of being a madlad. This can also be used when someone is doing something very dangerous but looks incredibly like a madlad. Instead of calling for help in this situation, you play the Pirates of The Caribbean Theme
Person 1: Dude, look at that guy! He's surfing on a tsunami!
Person 2: Shit, someone play the Pirates of the Caribbean Theme!
by 3numbers January 5, 2019
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