Rock Pee

The water that drip's from cave ceilings.
This was used in Mrbeast's video

John: What's that water dripping from a cave called?
Alex: Rock Pee.

by zezeqzeqzwe August 17, 2024

Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.

Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

Race To Pee First

When 2, or more people have a race, and run to the bathroom (for example: at least 2 males, at least 2 females, or at least a male, and a female if only 2) to see who will pee in the bathroom first if there is particularly 1 bathroom where they are.

Scott, and I would race to pee first in the bathroom to see who would pee first.

by hoopaconfined December 11, 2019

Pee Pee Pads

Miniature cotton wool pads used for dabbing the end of your Disco Stick to prevent Damp Pant.

Ron's wet crotch suggests he's fresh out of Pee Pee Pads

by Credit To The Nation September 13, 2023

PEE PEE LOAD

A large load of urine, like one found in a baby's diaper.

Joe had to change Madison's diaper and she had a very large PEE PEE LOAD

by Mikey031693 April 5, 2016

pee in my eyeball

when someone is a sexual sadist with unusual desires, they will ask you to pee in thier eyeball

Vidushi asks people to "pee in my eyeball "

by bib48584670 December 20, 2018

Poop Pee Barf Beef

A Kind of Beef that makes you poop, pee, and barf, all at the same time.

Oh no! the dog ate some Poop Pee Barf Beef and he is barfing, pooping, and peeing!!!!!!!!!

by 867530NIIIIIIIEEIIIINNNEE April 9, 2025