baked beans

A very popular dish in england often partaken on toast however i personally am not a fan of this substance and think it tastes rank

Beans on toast all round
me: No thanks

by ogaiy June 18, 2003

Pork and Beans

A term to describe a Happy Shopper, or Betty Both. One who bowls from both the Pavillion and the members' end. Half rice, Half Chips.

'Birthdays:David Bowie, formerly Pork and Beans, now just beans, singer, 56 today' ('The Times' Jan 8th, 2003)

by Garthy September 19, 2006

queefy beans

small, gooey blobs of vaginal expulsion, fired into the air in the event of a queef

thats it, suck on my queefy beans

by jamboman November 3, 2010

Smol bean

Someone who is just too adorable for life

DΞΔN is a smol bean
Zico is a smol bean
Crush is a smol bean
24K are smol beans

by Deanisasmolbean January 22, 2017

smol bean

A guy who is Hipster trash. This term can be used to describe a young suburban teen who decides to transition into a hipster art kid over night. Probably has rich parents and is a fine arts major with no inherent artistic talent.

Friend: I have this smol bean in my painting class.

Me: oh that kid who paints his nails and makes really shitty conceptual art?

Friend: Yeah for his final project he submitted a video of him cutting a blank canvas in half. what a weirdo.

by mrflop January 8, 2019

Bean Split

The ever so wonderful vertical smile, the women's vagina.

Sherry has a huge Bean Split. You can see it through her shorts.

by Joshoua October 24, 2006

lazy bean

A soft, yet degrading, smear across another's face; given most commonly by one's open hand.

As little Luke walks down the hallway Mike sneaks up behind him and gives Luke a cruel lazy bean to the face, angering and humiliating Luke.

by Steve Queens August 9, 2006