Max

Max

Max is a tall and handsome guy, with teeny to zero sence of humor. He is a damn good driver but rather adventurous and dangerous. He is also the guy who will rage in the car and spam on the horn if he will get angry for whatever reason.

For example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam

Example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam

by Dr Thanjøs November 26, 2021

Max

Max is the best.
He is sooooooooooo handsome and smart.
If you ever meet a Max then you should keep him to yourself.
Wooooooow.
His abs are huuuuuuuuuge.
I get big every time I look at him.
Be careful

I want Max

by hotASSman November 24, 2021

max drummey

a beautiful, beautiful man who makes one half of the amazing band chester french!

he looks so good you just wanna lick his face *licks*

person a: hmmm max drummey i just want to lick his face

person b: ew wasn't that the guy that was married to peaches geldof for 156 days ?

person a: yes i am incredibley jealous of the 156 days she spent licking his face

by chesterfrenchchar October 4, 2009

Max

we should kiss. also I don't have a micro penis, thanks

max is hot

by grammer100 April 28, 2022

max

max is a boy that you only find once in a lifetime. probably once in a million lifetimes. most people aren’t able to see who max is, i mean really see him. he feels everything so deeply that it’s often impossible to express. max has these ethereal blue eyes that hold more pain, love, and desire - be careful, or you’ll get lost in them for hours. his smile is so unbelievably beautiful that you’ll wish he was always happy, always smiling that gorgeous smile, but he won’t be. max, for all the joy he feels, often feels pain as well. he gets lost in himself, in his thoughts and emotions. when this happens you just have to hold him and love him through it, love him through absolutely anything (i promise, it’s worth it). make sure to give him lots of cuddles, ride shotgun any chance you get, listen to all of his music (it’ll tell you a lot about him), and always make sure he feels safe and loved. watch the sunset with him, preferably by the water, and stay there with him until the stars come out and blanket the night sky. kiss him while it rains, hold his hand every chance you get, and let his heartbeat lull you to sleep when you lay your head on his chest. max has dreams, goals, and hope for the future. if you’re lucky enough to be apart of those dreams, show him that you’ll do what it takes to make them come true. he’s been hurt before, so don’t let it happen again. if you happen to find him, love him with everything you have, it will be the best adventure you’ve ever been on.

max? oh yeah, i’m in love with that dude.

by kmoneyxo April 13, 2020

Max Johnston

a dick, unloved by all

max Johnston is unloved

by yologirl27 July 1, 2017

Maxxing

Maxxing means to "do the most of." It can be added after any word.
Looksmaxxing: attempting to appear more attractive (exercising, mewing, etc)
Smellmaxxing - to try to smell better (perfumes, cologne, etc)
Jelqingmaxxing - to try to get a bigger penis (self explanatory)

Usually added at the end of a word.
Incel 1 - Bro have you seen incel 3? He started jelqingmaxxing and his 1 inch penis turned into a 1.1 inch penis!
Incel 2 - No way!!!

by sidobelei December 26, 2023