yo mama

the most power full fucking roast of all use this fucking word with grace it could risk all of humanity

white guy: whats the biggest thing in the universe black guy: "pushes up anime glasses and smiles" black guy: YO MAMA NIGGA . white guy: "starts fucking crying"

by nwmefwfewweewewf December 20, 2020

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Yo mama

A word Kiana uses far to often, And in the worst of times for no reason

"What do we have to do for homework?"
"Yo mama"

by Missmenot July 2, 2016

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Poopy Mama Bear

Single mom in her 30s that wears glasses and has her hair in a bun. She may have let her herself go but still tries to act sexy to attract a man.

The poopy mama bear was licking a lollipop hoping the guy in the bread aisle would notice.

by DeadGokuJokes November 10, 2018

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Mama Spider

Soft, protective, or motherly Natasha Romanoff. Usually in relation to being a motherly figure to Peter Parker; but not always.

Also used: Momma Spider, Spider mom & Mama Nat.

"Uh, oh, they angered Mama Spider," Tony whispered.

by queertree April 25, 2022

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When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

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