Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.
by Freeoakley February 11, 2017
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Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.
Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!
by niggismallz December 28, 2023
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Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024
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magic droplet

a kind of lquid that alters your state of mind to which every thing is happy, but only cuz there are growing holes in your brain. Haapppy happpy joy joy
Hey man I'm doing some magic droplets, my world is upside down, but in a good way.
by Katieyoface August 30, 2009
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Fake magic round

Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.

The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.
AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.
by Rian Gigs II April 09, 2025
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magic balls

used to refer to a man who lasts longer in bed than a woman.
julia, mike has some real magic balls!”
by stoopidass March 24, 2019
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