As his completely and utterly delusional pseudonym unquestionably suggests, the dwarfed 5ft4 small turbo-manlet Aaron "Alpha M." Marino is the preposterously petite personification of manlet cope. Exceeding only at telling tall tales about protein powder and his self-evident manletism, taking steroids, giving standing blowjobs and constantly inventing new forms of manlet mathematics and guy height, Aaron "Absolute Manlet" Marino is axiomatically afflicted with such Stalinesquely severe levels of small man syndrome due to his subhumanly stunted short stature, that he is forced to regularly post mortifyingly manletism and manlet rage-induced bitterly boyish bodybuilding YouTube videos out of his manlet pit of a hobbit-hole, like the sneaky and stunted, effeminate Ewok, petite little manlet princess that he most certainly is. Perhaps Aaron "Abominable Manlet" Marino would be best advised to stop being an overcompensating, scamming Little Napoleon and to finally embrace his peculiar petiteness and inherent effeminacy by henceforth only posting baking, cooking, home decoration and yoga videos while enthusiastically submitting to a real man (manmore) and thereby accepting his ridiculous role as the sexy sissy manlet that he was always destined to be, as nature so clearly intends it?
Madison: Manlet detected. Isn't that Aaron Alpha M. "Abhorrently Minuscule" Marino being brutally squashed beneath a two-pound dumbbell over there? Maria: Who cares? Short people got nobody. Madison: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 3, 2024
Get the Alpha M.mug. by Erik aka Cp February 21, 2019
Get the 1665.65 m/smug. An uncommon prank that utilizes placing an M&M in yours or someone else’s anus to remove the coloring from the outside of the candy, which would leave a white coding. Then the person who wants to prank would use the candy to fool an unsuspecting person into eating the M&M.
by jjjason111 May 3, 2024
Get the White M&Mmug. Penis M&M’s is when a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom
by yungbludslittlebaby February 28, 2021
Get the penis m&mmug. When you uncontrollably take your pants off in public. Unzipping/ un-belting your pants in front of large groups of people...
1: guess what.
2: what?
1: i pulled an "m" last night in front of Shanna at Sadie's
2: thats kind of creepy- so many people...
1: yeah, but it was fun.
... Pulling an "m"
2: what?
1: i pulled an "m" last night in front of Shanna at Sadie's
2: thats kind of creepy- so many people...
1: yeah, but it was fun.
... Pulling an "m"
by everynameistaken...wtf. March 14, 2011
Get the Pulling an "m"mug. 
A phrase that originated in the north east of England to describe an action or atmosphere that is not being enjoyed.
by Nooneyouknowmateyboy December 28, 2013
Get the sucks dick for m&msmug.