by kvhzjv September 19, 2022
Get the jordanmug. 
Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU
by anonymous December 4, 2024
Get the Jordanmug. she is a back stabbing motherfucking bitch. never become friends with a girl named jordan she will always tease you about your insecurties and she will just ruin your life. she thinks shes so perfect but in reality shes not. shes not popular but alot of people know her but most of it is just hate. yeah stay away
by Critter >:) May 5, 2022
Get the jordanmug. Simply put…Jordan is a dick. He is a horrible person who thinks he is above everyone else. He is very funny and good looking but don’t let that deceive you from how horrible he really is.
by Urrrmum February 6, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. by Maggot1995 August 18, 2022
Get the sono Jordanmug. by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024
Get the jordan guidottimug.