Jordan hirsh

A great Baseball player that will make it to the league easily. No doubt in my mind

Jordan Hirsh is a player that is great

by anonymous March 27, 2024

Bowen and Jordan

when I'm with you I'm the happiest, you complete me I complete you, I just want to say I love you and hold you in my arms. You make me the happiest and feel like nothing wrong in the world

Bowen and Jordan are soulmates, like what the fuck they are perfect together

by JFK69420 October 7, 2022

Jordan

Type of dude who is usually pretty cool, maybe a ninja or ceo of your mom. Most likely has a huge dong. Really sweet but can break your back when it comes down to it.

Girl 1: Wow Jordan is such a great dude, but did you see what’s in his pants??

Girl 2: Yeah I heard he was hunggg

by My name is nice guy June 22, 2020

Jordan

Jordans are very pretty and fun to be around. They love skateboarding and are good at just about everything. Jordans typically have dark brown hair and brown or green eyes, and are sometimes very tall. If you are friends with a Jordan, then don't let him/her go. Jordans will always be there for you and will cheer you up instantly in your darkest hour.

Me: Look, it's my best friend Jordan :)

by glxssiergxrl November 22, 2021

Jordan Michael

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.

A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.

by The ridicule September 6, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is the name of somebody with an irregularly large forehead who will simp as many girls as he can while completely dissing his mates. He is not somebody anybody would want to be mates with as he will chat shit about anybody and is a massive pussy licker while being up his own arse.

Mate 1: "I had a run in with the big simp today."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."

by JaxJamesonJames May 19, 2020

Jordan

A big bitch, with a small penis. Who needs to play clash of clans more often. Quit the stupid for honour bull shit and start playing a real game. Also is a big cunt

I pulled a jordan

by Beast lord steam bath March 27, 2019