John Romeo

A epic man that likes cheeseburgers and Fortnite

John Romeo like cheese.

by Cheeseman12345 February 22, 2021

John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his beans.

I just got fired from NASA, or I should say I got John Banksed

by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021

john mura

A gay ass no good bitch. Someone everyone hates and someone who does it with his dog westley. Everyone wishes he was dead and die.

John Mura is a gay retarded.

by Sad brad May 7, 2018

JOHN WICK

THE ACT OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, AND BEFORE THE FEMALE REACHES THE POINT OF ORGASM, YOU STICK A PENCIL IN AND FINISH THE JOB

Dam, bro did you just john wick that hoe?

by (FJB) LORD RASPUTIN May 14, 2022

John Clinton

The hottest, most sexy boy around. You will never find a better man than the OG John Clinton. There is only one. THE John Clinton. All hail.

I just saw John Clinton and I camed in my pants.

by jakemah January 8, 2020

Johning Around

When somebody is "ready" to leave, but are not prepared when everyone else is ready to leave. Usually due to procrastinating on packing ahead of time causing multiple last second trips to grab last minute items that were forgotten.

What the fuck, are you coming or not? Stop Johning Around, bitch!"

by RevelAndDance March 2, 2020

John Herbert

An elderly pedophile on Family who's in love with Chris Griffin and makes whistly sounds on the letter "S".

John Herbert: Boys, Boys, we can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins.

by Viscount Druitt January 8, 2023