Jake Paul

Boi who don't know if breaking out of jail is illegal.

Jake Paul: We're literally breaking out of jail, i don't know if this is illegal.

by mnmseminem September 19, 2019

Jake

A godly like being who can kick your ass. A total god that will destroy any opposing enemy. A complete badass who can split atoms with a karate chop using his pinkie finger.

1: Dude holy shit watch out is Jake he could kick your ass.
2: Woah look it’s Jake he’s such a badass.

by 69 boiguer 68 August 19, 2019

jake hanson

discord kitten

woah jake hanson’s a discord kitten

by iheartmilfs4eva February 3, 2022

Jake

Big bean head nonce and no dick

James-“You have a big bean and no dick”
Jake-“Thanks I finger people lol”
James-“Ok you are a nonce”

by PaPa jimmy June 5, 2018

jake ebs

Should date Jaida

Jake Ebs should date Jaida

by LeopardKing7173 April 13, 2020

Jake

That one kid in school who always has to go to the dentist because he has rotten teeth

Ewwwww have u seen Jake’s teeth

by Henry kid November 29, 2021

Jake

A Jake is someone who loves to pay for your dinner even when you can afford it. If you dont let a Jake pay for it then he gets so aggravated and aggressive to the point where no is not accepted. All so he can pay for a 5 dollar soup. A Jake is also someone who loves to sleep with a C-Pap machine and thinks everybody should have one even though he forgets to use it every night. A Jake is also someone who likes to play footsie with strangers in public stalls.

Oh sorry i couldnt make it over tonight im tired and forgot to use my c-pap. What a Jake!

This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!

I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!

by Joebeeplowin November 22, 2019