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Jacob

Jacob is has real hart for people he cares about and he's super good looking
A lot of people dont trust him because where he's from but if you get to know him you'll love him
Look its "Jacob"
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Jacob

Very sexy boy, loves women, will pound pussy hard, loves to be romance, if you not Jacob girlfriend then you gay, love Jacob, because Jacob does not love you.
Omg Jacob has such a big cock
by ThatGirlInYoMathClass November 30, 2020
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Jacob

A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.
Jacob please spare us from your fiery wrath.
by Paypayufo December 4, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is a big chad, he makes people fall to their knees when they see his ugly mug. He snaps anyones arms if they look at him funny. He knows where u live so watch out. He has 700 hot babes.
Random hot babe: Hi jacob.
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye
by Umpa lumpa December 6, 2020
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Jacob

Incredibly tall and charming, with a smile that will make satan himself question his own sexuality.

He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.

His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.
“Jacob texted me!”

“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”
by Definitelynotanna December 8, 2020
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Jacob LeClair

Is a CHUD
Person one; Whos that CHUD over there?
Person Two; Oh... Thats Jacob LeClair
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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JACOB Chanukah

ANYONE WHO IS NAMED THIS IS SUPERIOR. they have a big ass cock xxxxxxxxl and can cop any girl they want such a fucking sexy beast
wow that guy must be a Jacob Chanukah he's soooooo hot
by fuckwad420,69ing twitles December 13, 2020
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