Jacob

Knows jack shit about star wars.

Jacob: "Anakin married Leia."

by jacobisreallygay March 24, 2019

Jacob Ewing

Javob Ewing is often done with this bull and inverts stall doors

" Jacob Ewing I'm done with this bull"

by Zhenfei lover44 June 11, 2019

Jacob

Someone that is clumsy in nature and has many friends that don't poetically like him.

That guy might a Jacob.

by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022

Jacob

A big black guy who will chin you if you don’t give him your cock

Person: yo there’s Jacob

Person 2: RUN

by DimentedDuck21 November 22, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a handsome asian boy that is very good at everything he does. Jacob is both intelligent and athletic giving you the best of both worlds.

"Is that Jacob" Girl 1
"Oh my god I love Jacob" Girl 2
"Jacob's intelligence and athleticism allures me towards him" Girl 1
"I can't resist Jacob's body"

by I love big men October 23, 2023

Jacob

Its me, none of you can have the Jacob now!

Little brother: Mom said it’s my time to use the Jacob.

Me: awww man!

by MrBitchiloid July 31, 2019

Jacob

Big papi Jacob is our lord and saviour. He is the daddy of our mother, together with Mattias the ruler over the AnneMariekes.

Jacob is a big pepe papi

by De Donkere Magiër November 26, 2019